Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.

Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Sarah Palin bad 

When something is really, really bad.

Tom: Dude, my girl caught me in bed with Lucy yesterday.
Dan: Aw, man, that's Sarah Palin bad.

Sarah Palin bad by omg!wtf!bbq! January 14, 2010

Sarah Palin moment 

A moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of Sarah Palin.

"Meg had a Sarah Palin moment yesterday. She thought that Africa was a country."

Sarah Palin moment by Mankle January 20, 2009

A Sarah Palin 

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.

(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).

My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.

A Sarah Palin by easilyamusedinVT November 30, 2011

Sarah Palin Glasses 

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

Sarah Palin Glasses by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

Sarah Palin MILF 

A Moron I'd Like to Forget.

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

Sarah Palin MILF by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010