A mythical being taught to young children as a fact. In American culture, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny are the three primary Santoids. The Stork is a more minor one used to explain where babies come from.
People typically learn the truth, sometimes even from their parents, by 12. They learn that their parents placed the gifts under the tree, took the tooth and replaced it with money, hid eggs at 3 AM, and one night they got together and...you know.
The name comes from "Santa" plus "-oid", meaning "Santa-like."
Some say that Santoids are used to allow children to think critically and question everything.
Others say they are used as secular substitutes for Jesus, or as a way of commercializing Christmas/Easter. In the case of the stork, it is to protect their fragile developing psyches.
People typically learn the truth, sometimes even from their parents, by 12. They learn that their parents placed the gifts under the tree, took the tooth and replaced it with money, hid eggs at 3 AM, and one night they got together and...you know.
The name comes from "Santa" plus "-oid", meaning "Santa-like."
Some say that Santoids are used to allow children to think critically and question everything.
Others say they are used as secular substitutes for Jesus, or as a way of commercializing Christmas/Easter. In the case of the stork, it is to protect their fragile developing psyches.
"Sinterklass is a Santoid that Scandinavians teach their children. It is just like Santa, except it isn't."
"In the minds of atheists, God is just a Santoid some people never grow out of."
"Monsters under the bed. The Scary Santoid. By three, you go through nights of no sleep, but by 6, you realize it is just a coat."
"In the minds of atheists, God is just a Santoid some people never grow out of."
"Monsters under the bed. The Scary Santoid. By three, you go through nights of no sleep, but by 6, you realize it is just a coat."
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Used to describe an amazing football player or otherwise star athlete. Usually has a super fine girlfriend and is amazing in bed. has a 9 in. or larger penis. Fun at parties.
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"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"
*Awkward pause*
"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
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"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
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Usually symbolized with an upside down Christmas tree.
Created by Korri and Anthony as a joke towards the Satanic religion.
Usually symbolized with an upside down Christmas tree.
Created by Korri and Anthony as a joke towards the Satanic religion.
Wall reads: "In Satan We trust"
Korri: "Just gonna switch those letters around"
Wall now reads: " In Santa,We trust"
Wall also reads: "Im Santanic" with an upside tree nearby
True story bro.
Korri: "Just gonna switch those letters around"
Wall now reads: " In Santa,We trust"
Wall also reads: "Im Santanic" with an upside tree nearby
True story bro.
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