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Santoid

A mythical being taught to young children as a fact. In American culture, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny are the three primary Santoids. The Stork is a more minor one used to explain where babies come from.

People typically learn the truth, sometimes even from their parents, by 12. They learn that their parents placed the gifts under the tree, took the tooth and replaced it with money, hid eggs at 3 AM, and one night they got together and...you know.

The name comes from "Santa" plus "-oid", meaning "Santa-like."

Some say that Santoids are used to allow children to think critically and question everything.

Others say they are used as secular substitutes for Jesus, or as a way of commercializing Christmas/Easter. In the case of the stork, it is to protect their fragile developing psyches.
"Sinterklass is a Santoid that Scandinavians teach their children. It is just like Santa, except it isn't."

"In the minds of atheists, God is just a Santoid some people never grow out of."

"Monsters under the bed. The Scary Santoid. By three, you go through nights of no sleep, but by 6, you realize it is just a coat."
by Urine Corporation June 11, 2014
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Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around

Also a huge penis
He loves her so much. Must be an Oliver Richard Samuel Santini
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santini

Used to describe an amazing football player or otherwise star athlete. Usually has a super fine girlfriend and is amazing in bed. has a 9 in. or larger penis. Fun at parties.
God damn, I wish I was a santini!
by blob12345 April 30, 2008
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stantonian

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.
"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
by philologista October 6, 2021
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Santanic

A religion that follows the actions of Santa Claus.
Usually symbolized with an upside down Christmas tree.
Created by Korri and Anthony as a joke towards the Satanic religion.
Wall reads: "In Satan We trust"
Korri: "Just gonna switch those letters around"
Wall now reads: " In Santa,We trust"
Wall also reads: "Im Santanic" with an upside tree nearby

True story bro.
by korrik February 28, 2012
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Santonio

The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.
Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!
by BlackandGold123456 May 25, 2009
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santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old
My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.
by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004
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