Sandy Cheeks

When somebody has sand in between there ass cheeks or up there asshole making them grumpy and angry.

Jessica: YOUR A TOTAL MCDOUCHE N HUMP!!!
Jon: Smells like the beach!
Matt: She has sandy cheeks!!

Jessica: FUCK YOU MATT!
Stephan: Want me to suck the sand out?
Luke: Ill get the vacuum!

by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009

Sandy Cheeks

The act of sticking one's penis in sand then proceeding to get a blowjob.
Preferably beach sand, but in a pinch, any will do.

My girlfriend made fun of me for being from Texas, so I took her to the beach and gave her some Sandy Cheeks.

by LemanRuss February 16, 2017

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

The air is dry

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"

by hooyaahh January 16, 2022

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016