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#1 sandwich maker

Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!
by Python3 August 8, 2019
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sandwich man

One who annoying, somebody you do not want around. Usually a pain in the ass
Man! How kid this be so annoying? He is such a sandwich man!
by Little Cledus October 26, 2006
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ham-sandwich man

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006
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sandwich machine

a women, guy that is a bitch, or a gay man. Only constructed for putting together kick ass sandwiches......and sex
by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004
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sandwich maker

"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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sandwich man

1. A meme commonly seen on 4chan and other web forums consisting of a drawn portly man, holding out a sandwich, with a speech bubble in which comical phrases are photoshopped. Also known as sandwich dude or sandwich guy.

2. In certain groups of friends, the name used to refer to the group tool. Convenient for instances when making fun of said tool while he/she is present.
1. Some say that the sandwich man meme never gets overused because the joke can always be changed with some photoshop magic

2. Angela: "Karl! Did you invite that tool Shawn to hang out with us again??"
Karl: "Hell no, sandwich man isn't coming."
Angela: "Good. He's just annoying"
by Meloy September 5, 2008
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competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.
sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!
by Vert53 May 17, 2011
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