Morton Bay Sand Crab

The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab

Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.

by Terry Tough May 16, 2010

Sand Crabbing

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

thirsty sandcrab

A Dolan twin reference said in one of there videos, and it means you are a crusty cockroach that needs Jesus and holy water

"Damn look at that girl, I'd hit her quick"

"Dude stop being a thirsty Sandcrab"

by Dolan Twin.editz August 11, 2017

Sandcrab

(Verb, Gerund: sandcrabbing)A form of procrastinating. Doing things in the end, though, later than is healthy.

Isn’t it 3 AM in Australia? You should go to sleep.
Nah it’s fine.
Ah, I see you’re sandcrabbing again.

by Volatious December 10, 2018