samp

“smiling at my phone” when someone texts you something that makes you physically smile.

im literally samp rn

by x3mm13x March 05, 2023

SAMP

Smiling at my phone - Replaces the often misused "LOL" and "LMAO" when a person finds something funny and is merely smiling at their phone but not actually laughing.

That's really funny I can' t believe you said that SAMP

by Mr_Biggs April 12, 2011

samp

Samuel is a simp

Samuel: Belle Delphine is queen
His friend: ok samp

by the last samuel October 21, 2020

Samping

Samping is the act of having sex whle camping. Samping usually hurts.

Me and my wife needed to spice up our love life so we went samping, so nice bein so close.

by basketballson56 March 04, 2010

samp work

A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.

Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."

by dutchmen96 May 19, 2010

k samps

that kid at your school that thinks he is tight and follows around all the bros. But in reality he is a stupid fucking lax-bro freshman chasing party ruiner who lives off of attention."

Wow John, you are such a k samps.

by lollollollollol96 December 10, 2009

Samp donky

An ugly fat girl that usually resides at bars and clubs. Typically will be drunk and will be trying to get with all guys there.

Vulgarity level: Able to use in a public setting.

Behavorial patterens: Very sloppy, for the most part all talk about fighting other women or other competing samp donkys.

That samp donky over there will not get up off me.

by ctrain18 March 30, 2011