Sameer

People who lose there nose in a accident then just go around sticking there dick in pipes. Their most commonly see fucking a engine or harpreet
Man you such a sameer

Yooo man shut upppp mannnn yooooooooo
by Stopairballing November 05, 2020
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A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam
Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well
by _ItznotSam_ March 01, 2019
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Sameer is a moron
by Cranky ocean April 05, 2019
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A person who wears underwears without a pant and has a whole company of underwears
by Bro was taken June 23, 2018
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Sameer

A male that used to be in love with a wholehearted girl in primary school.

He is a bitch to everyone and is extremely extroverted.
Known to be hot to muslims and looks like a drunken sailor to everyone else.

Loves kids and can “father” them whenever. Has baby sisters who he spends lost of time playing with them
Fast. Tag games are fun with him.
“Girl sameer is soooo hotttt!”
wdym? He looks like a drunk monkey”
by MissFiss January 05, 2020
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Sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
by JonnyJay September 24, 2006
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Hugh: "Hey Jeff, how was last night?"
Jeff: "Ahh man, it was amazing. I met the most incredible girl. Honestly she's the girl of my dreams."
Hugh (shaking his head): "Such a sameerism"
by Coffee Kevin January 04, 2017
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