salt water sprinkler

when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"

by Anonymous November 17, 2002

salt water Mexican

A person from the Phillipine Islands. A Flip.

Florencio is one cool salt water Mexican. He doesn't giggle like a monkey.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

salt water taffy

A sexual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, ejaculates on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. Like 2 girls 1 cup but the shit is covered in jizz.

Man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used Salt Water Taffy!

by Super_Nick_ May 27, 2009

salt water pussy

A pussy that taste like salt water.(meaning)SALTY AS FUCK

THOSE GIRLS HAVE SALT WATER PUSSY!!
What girls?
THAT BITCH SIERRA AND ALYSSA!!

by SHADE FOR FRIENDS February 5, 2018

Salt The Water

The act of ejaculating onto your partner whilst they are bathing in a tub

Hey babe, I'm sitting in the tub, can you salt the water for me?

by Tyulalapxnns July 26, 2019

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015