the town in southern illinois known for the large amount of pot circulating in the hallways of the high school and the even larger amount of pregnancies. the skate park, family video, and old walmart are the hotspots. you do not want to go here. ever.
by asdffghfjk June 24, 2009
by urfavelittleleo June 26, 2021
Salem is a cool guy. He the type of person all the boys want to be and all the girls want to fuck. Salem is getting with ladies left and right, but sadly that's all he's good for. Salem has great muscle definition and has an absolutely massive cock.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Lauren last night
Person 2: Nah dude, she was probably fucking Salem again
Person 1: Damn, I wish I was a Salem
Person 2: Nah dude, she was probably fucking Salem again
Person 1: Damn, I wish I was a Salem
by DiscoSisco June 2, 2018
by Biddy July 4, 2005
The best femboy in the world and deserves all the love and affection uwu. Extremely amazing, beautiful, cute with an awesome voice and personality. Make sure to give hugs when you meet Salem because y e s. Overall, the most wholesome and cutest person ever.
Salem, the best person ever!
by STEVIA POTATOHEAD October 15, 2020
Boring little town in NE ohio filled with a bunch of emo little teenagers. Oh yeah, there's a walmart. And three tattoo parlors. And 17 churches, 8 bars, 11 pizza shops,9 hairdressers, 2 dunkins, And a race track. And Guatemalans. Lots of Guatemalans. And the high school teachers like students. A lot. Walmart.
by Boredinsalem September 16, 2013
Literally, the sexiest and usually has long surfer hair which really gets you going. if you have a Salem in your school or your life. date him. He gets straight A's. Has a six pack huge muscles. he also loves sports like soccer. he loves everyone and everyone loves him.
by Salem LOVES me January 31, 2018