slammification

The act of destroying someone or overtaking them in an act.

That race win john won was a great act of slammification!

by mattoooot February 16, 2025

SaaSification

The unholy ritual where a perfectly fine one-time purchase software gets sacrificed to the subscription gods, forcing companies to pay monthly for what used to be theirs forever. Symptoms include sudden charges, constant "Pro Version" pop-ups, and an existential crisis over whether you really need another $9.99/mo service to rotate PDFs.

The in-house solution was working perfectly, so naturally the managers opted for SaaSification of the program

by wordgodlyness March 6, 2025

Unjust Saltification

Being salty at someone or something for a stupid or unwarranted reason

He is unjustly saltified because his sister made a joke that was funny, but not to him. Unjust Saltification

by anonymous July 7, 2024