sadgasm

The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.

Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.

Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.

I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.

by stereotypicaldepressedteenager February 7, 2010

sadgasm

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

by Mat May 17, 2008

Sharegasm

an unrelenting storm of impending shares that leave you happily spent and depleted. Meanwhile leaving everyone else creamed in shit they don't understand. Typically seen with a flood of Instagram DM's or group chat topics.

Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.

Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.

by leche82 September 1, 2016

safegasm

self induced orgasm before a date

I need a safegasm before my date with Sara.

by halestone15 February 6, 2009

Staregasm

A "staregasm" is when a person is stared at in such a seductive manner that their partner begins to experience an orgasmic sensation.

How did you do that? You just stared at me and I came! It was, like a, "staregasm!"

by Soft Pretzel Productions June 5, 2017

Skategasm

When someone hits a kickflip so good, you just cant contain yourself.

When he stomped that back tail I couldn't contain my emotions and I had a skategasm.

by that.witch.talullah January 1, 2020

shamegasm

When a feeling of embarrassment or shame is experienced that is so powerful that it is analogous to an orgasm; shame is to a shamegasm as pleasure is to an orgasm.

When Hannelore, shy and suffering from OCD, was informed that she had been "flashing a lot of underpants action" while playing drums, she had a major shamegasm and was shocked silent for several minutes.

("Shamegasm" was first coined by Jeph Jacques, author of the webcomic Questionable Content)

by Dfreezy July 6, 2009