Studying

A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.
Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.
by L. Malice April 14, 2006
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Studying

The thing teenage boys tell they’re moms their doing when there jacking off.
Mom: “Honey I’m coming in to your room because off laundry!”
Honey: “No mom fuck off I’m, studying!!”
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study

teacher: alright class, the homework is to study
students: yes! no homework
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Studying

An activity performed by a student (usually at the last minute) to recall what the professor has been teaching for the whole semester. The word studying interestingly enough has the word "dying" within it. The purpose of this is to alert the victim as to how they will feel (as if they were dying) while participating in the activity.
Student : I was up studying section eight all night looking for the answer to problem number twenty six. I wanted to die when I couldn't find it. Where is the answer in section eight?

Professor : It's not in the book. You can find it in our in-class notes.
by Phaedrus2nd November 28, 2009
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studying

a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.
I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit
by Jo April 23, 2005
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Study

Friend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

You: Wasting my time on the internet instead of studying and doing assignments.
by getofftheinternetandgoandstudy December 2, 2011
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Studying

The act of texting, eating, listening to music, watching tv, or sleeping when there is a textbook nearby.
"I was studying sooooo hard last night, I every episode of Arrested Development and ate some popcorn."
by bloxorox December 3, 2011
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