Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

Mangia E Statti Zitto

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"

Mangia E Statti Zitto!

by Teratogen September 10, 2010

statto

A non-derogatory term used to refer to a statistician

My database is FUCKED! Statto! any chance of a hand to fix it?

by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

stattrack

A counter made by Lord Gaben himself to track how many people you've killed with a weapon in CS: GO. This is commonly used by 4-year-olds to prove they're superior at the game.

I have 2000 StatTrack kills with the AWP you noob.

by weebboi January 17, 2018

Statton

another word for: AWSOME!

thats just.. STATTON!

by samuel_doddy March 5, 2008

stattelman

Can amazing person who is athletic and smart

I am a Stattelman. I am smart and athletic.

by Khgsis July 12, 2017

statty

Sexual active girls that are under the legal age of consent.
Derived from the term "statutory rape", the legal term for sex with a minor.

hahaha. Check out those statty's over there skanking it up.

by brookside May 13, 2008