skuse

to work all day and actually do no work

i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.

by slowent December 9, 2009

Rise and Souse

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

Mc Scuse Me

The phrase you use whenever the people at the drive-thru forget something in your bag and you have to tap on the window to get their attention.

"Mc Scuse me! I know I ordered another cheesburger and large fry up in here!"

by foxmox April 23, 2008

Komm Susser Tod

Germen.

Roughly Translated "Come, Sweet death."

Song played in the End of Evangelion Movie.

by New September 24, 2003

A Sussex

Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught complaining about something that you have absolutely no right to complain about, especially continuing to complain at the most inappropriate moments. Like complaining that your luxury elite life is hard whilst on the outskirts of an impoverished African Village.

“It’s not enough to survive, you have to thrive” And ‘Not many people have asked if I’m ok’ Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle whilst on tour of African village.

Friend A: I’ve just told Megs I’ve been diagnosed with cancer and my hairs falling out. She said she could relate because she had this really stubborn corn on her foot and it prevented her from wearing her new shoes.

Friend B: Seriously, WTF, comparing your diagnosis with her f**king corn, what a Sussex.

by GigiPretty August 31, 2020

Susej

Susej Christ is Jesus Christ's mildly retarded twin brother. We don't talk about him.

Isaiah: Uh hey, Jesus, who's that guy next to you in this picture?
Jesus: Oh, that's just my twin brother Susej. We don't talk about him.

by King Mc G June 7, 2014

Scuse me while I kiss the sky

a single line in the late Jimi Hendrix's song Purple Haze, which has seemed to captivate millions

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I kiss the sky

by The Hated January 13, 2005