Sprite Cranberry

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.

Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

Sprite Cranberry

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry?

by Patroneme January 12, 2019

Sprite Cranberry

Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.

Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls

by Kittensobad April 07, 2019

The sprite cranberry

You jack off behind a door and while knocking and wait for someone to open it and cum on them but you can only do it on the week of Christmas

Oh yeah my dad does the sprite cranberry on my sister every year

by Conical December 03, 2020

Sprite cranberry

This means one of your bestfriends will be addicted to this and you won't be able to take it from them and they will not share with you ever.

your bestfriend:GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SPRITE CRANBERRY BITCH

by YEET BITCH I GO TO AFSA December 07, 2019

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 05, 2018

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Sprite Cranberry ultamite November 19, 2020