speedy

Call someone this when they are actually extremely slow at comprehending the English language. In the event of this, it is called sarcasm.

someone says a joke...

5 minutes later, the person finally comes to it and says, "oh i get it!" when actually the joke finished 4minutes prior.

by cuz. of 'speedy' March 22, 2005

speedy

a girl who walks quickly by you glaring into the floor; someone who you wronged

When I was going downstairs to class speedy ran past me; almost knocked me down.

by Dixon O'Haire July 30, 2008

Speedy

Speedy is a kind of guy who's not easily impressed. He might seem strange creepy when you first get to talk to him, but he's actually the best thing that could ever happen to ya! He's really caring and charming when you get to know him.

A: Why is Speedy so pissed off all the time
B: You just don't know him really well, he's actually really great guy!

by A.Artsy October 30, 2017

Speedy

Speedy is a guy i met in the psych ward who was super quiet at first but then we started talking and he turned out to be the greatest dude ever. Now we’re together since we both got out of the mental hospital and i finally found a reason to live :)

Therapist: What helped you get through depression?

Me: Speedy, he’s the love of my life

by joeee mama November 25, 2021

speedy

refers to low quality drugs, usually cocaine, that have been cut with speed to lower the price.

"Yo that shit you cop on da east coast is shit, it gets you all speedy yo. Its bad for you."
"Oh. I only really do cocaine like once a year..."
"Dick."

by toheatabove50C(122F) June 12, 2012

speedy

A admin-op administrator who is 1337 at building things

Speedy make a party cage.

by Everyone on AdminOP Beta Test April 3, 2003

speedy

super leet cs player

speedy owns heaton

by <3 speedy April 8, 2003