Sombreros

(n.) Plural - Large nipples, both in total nipple area as well as nipple protrusion.

1. "You see how big Chlesea's tates are?"

"Yeah bro, but she's definitely got some sombreros."

2. "I couldn't believe how big her nipples were. Sombreros city."

by Axilla The Horse January 23, 2013

Sombrero

It's a way of life dedicated to relaxing and socializing while appreciating the finest weed, beer and wine.

Its Mexicano not Spanish.

Started by TSC crew.

As Diana was stressing about whatever it is she always stresses about, Nuno told her: Sombrero.

Person: How are you?
OtherPERSON: Sombrero.
Person: Naa.

by Nilaratowen October 10, 2009

sombrero

Code word between gals when they see a guy with his fly down.

"ahem, sombrero at 5 o'clock."

Everybody stares, and man gets horribly embarrassed

by ~al~ August 10, 2005

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Mumbai Sombrero

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Riding the Sombrero

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

by TheOriginalDMFD May 17, 2015

backseat sombrero

Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.

Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.

by Sprinkles-n-Dribbles March 20, 2012