socom 

smoking marijuana

yo lets go play socom

socom by chrontities February 26, 2011

Socom 

An Playstation Online game that is good to play with friends. Is fun when you aren't in a room with homo's who are concerned about rank and don't want to be TK'd. Third best birth control device behind the pill and Everquest.

I own you in some fucking Socom.

Socom by Radames November 25, 2003

socom 

a ps2 game your boyfriend would rather play than hang out with you...mostly played in large groups, called a 'lan.'

Hey man are we having a lan tonight? I just can't wait to get wasted and play socom until 7am.

socom by wereman May 16, 2005

SOCOM 

Special Operations Command.
It is the real name for a Heckler and Koch Mark 23 .45 handgun. Very Identical to the HK USP Tactical.

The SOCOM is hardly packed by anybody except Special Forces.

SOCOM by [GS]-Goon April 19, 2004

socom 

Piss-poor excuse for a third-person military shooter. It sucks ass and consists of doing the same thing over and over again till you die or get your ass kicked, in which case, most players run like the pussies they are and do nothing but bitch about it.

Realism doesn't make a game good. Nothing proves that point better than SOCOM. if it didn't have the military connotation attached to it, it wouldn't sell for shit.

SOCOM SU><ORZ

Most of the people that play this game are shit-eating fucktards who care more about their rank in a shitty video game than maybe getting their asses tough enough to join the REAL Navy Seals.

socom by DasUberSoldat June 16, 2004

socom 

a game that NYA will own everyone in

aint that about a bitch?!?!?!?!?

socom by lunch box January 21, 2004

Socom 

a game in which "yellow 13" kicks ass

yellow 13 is awsome

Socom by commander kool November 24, 2003