snoff

it can be used as a noun or a verb. a sneeze and a cough that happen at the same time. to sneeze and cough simultaneously.

"dude, I just snoffed on your sister"
"sick burn, I had a snoff this morning and it landed on a mcgriddle"
"sweet deal, let's go snoff on the elderly"

by nogg got pwnd September 12, 2007

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Snoff

Term made up in Mrs. Karpinich's 8th Grade Algebra 1 class by Kerry Hopkins, when Jarett Hill sneezed and coughed at the same time during a test.

"::Jarett sneezes and coughs at same time::
Tim: What the hell was that?
Kerry: IT'S A SNOFF!!"

by Tim Havel December 1, 2003

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Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.

Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.

by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011

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