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slutmonkey

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!
by rwwells September 9, 2010
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slutmotherfucker

1) A person that fornicates with any and many mothers.
2) A reference to anything and everything that is annoying or maddening.

And lo... back in the year 2004, engineers at Carleton University decided they needed a word that described all the truly annoying things in the world. So they applied their engineering knowledge to create a word more offensive than slut or motherfucker (both heavily in use at the time)... being incredibly busy people they decided to just stick the two words together and on that day a word greater than the sum of its parts was created... and the rest is history... bitch!
Take the integral across this beam and set up your equations... but watch out for this slutmotherfucking vector here!

I hate this slutmotherfucking course... it is a real slutmotherfucker fuck!
by Owl January 27, 2005
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slutmuffin

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.
You're my slutmuffin. :

Stupid slutmuffin! God!
by amy. April 27, 2006
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slutmental

Judgemental over people having sex with multiple partners.
I love sex and people should feel liberated, i’m non-slutmental
by mictie88 September 4, 2020
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slutmores

10th graders who repeatably hookup with upperclassmen to move up in the social ladder
or
a general word to describe irritating and lascivious underclassmen
"Justin Lehmann is all about gettin with them slutmores"
"oh yeah, he's a rapist"
by Alix Blare's Penis February 22, 2009
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Slutmuffin

A girl who is a complete whore but only with one person.
'you're such a slutmuffin!'
by Theslutmuffin November 12, 2012
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slutmate

Taken from soulmate, word used between best friends who thirst over celebrities or other people they like. They understand each other so much to the point of explaining themselves what'd they do to said celebs/people and be extremely sexual (they'd become horny, mention their fantasies, and so on) without end up having anything sexual with each other.
drea: fuck, did you see when JK posted that video of him working out
saya: i... i dont think i want to watch it.. im scared
drea: *sends vid*
saya: WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THE VIDEO
drea: BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SLUTMATE AND IF I SUFFER, YOU SUFFER TOO
saya: ;---;
by cockmin September 25, 2019
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