Situationship

When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.

A Situationship is emotional trauma in a gift box.

by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021

Situationship

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.

Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.
Friend: Are you guys together?
Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that's happening.

by Derosa (DB) May 18, 2014

Shitfuckery

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit

I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.

by Skip Residue July 23, 2010

Stud Situation Creationist

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

by Vered P August 1, 2011

Situationship

Less than a relationship, but more than a booty call, a situationship refers to a romantic relationship that is, and will remain, undefined.

"A situationship is that space between a committed relationship and something that is more than a friendship," explains psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert.

Moa and Lovisa is in a situationship. Like having a girlfriend on demand, it’s great! They really do enjoy each other’s company.

by Kaktussimba February 14, 2022

Shitfuckery

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.

No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.

by turnoffthelights June 4, 2020

Ma Situation

MA BALLLSSS

Schlatt: "You ever heard of the ma situation?"
Ludwig: "The Ma?"
Schlatt: "Ma balls!"

by Skhizy October 19, 2020