A Singer is a type of person that chooses what's worse for his well-being. Even when better options are available, he decides on using poor options. A Singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he is stupid. Typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. Also see dick.
by Jay V. Hockee December 7, 2005
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1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60
1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60
Wow, look at that depressed, regretful, weird ass guy holding pills in one hand and a gun in the other contemplating which to kill himself with! He must be a famous singer.
by thatguywhostalksyouafterwork July 26, 2017
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SINGER are black and white divas
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P1: "Hey Gracie, guess who i saw dealing on campus!" P2: "Definitely Marcus." P1: Nope! It was Josh." P2: "I'm pretty sure I've still got his grandma's phone number. Lets rat him out!" P3, to self: Singers.
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Get the singer mug.A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.
Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.
by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009
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