shaolin shackles

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

New chains , same shackles

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Smeckledorfed

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.

The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.

by usparrow1 February 3, 2019

Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.

"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble

by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

by coldwar September 18, 2010

Speckled Red

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American

That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan

by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015