slysexual

One who acts gay in order to get close to a girl who they normally wouldn't be able to talk to then tries to turn the tables by saying that he's no longer gay to get with her. Slysexuals typically show a pattern of this tactic and unintentionally build a reputation for themselves making people believe they are in the closet. The opposite of a closeteer.

WTF?! I thought Peter was gay and now he apparently got with Ann, wow what a slysexual, somebody should call him out on that.

by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

by tammyface2 February 3, 2008

solosexual

Someone who masterbates a lot, but has absolutely no desire whatsoever to ever have sex with someone else.

Kelly became a nun because she is a very religious, Catholic, solosexual.

by Father Jesseppe Testosterone December 9, 2006

Solosexual

Noun. One who would rather masterbate versus having sex with another.

I'd rather be solosexual than fuck them broke ass bitches that aint paying for none of my shit.

by SPOOKIEONE December 23, 2008

selfsexual

adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.

Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.

by fcsuper July 28, 2008

Sexysexual

1) Only attracted to the sexiest motherfuckers around.

2) Very rare sexuality, you usually don't know your sexysexual until you see someone who makes your dick/vagina want to leave you just to be attached to them.

Khairi discovered he was sexysexual once he laid eyes upon a beautiful maiden named, Ashton.

by i_am_reptar May 7, 2010

Selsexual

A girl who is actually straight but gay for Selena Gomez

I couldn't realise I was selsexual before I listened Selena Gomez

by pinsy November 2, 2018