Sandwhich 

A sexy girl who know's how to flaunt it, but doesn't flaunt to much.

She's a great friend to everybody, and is usually gorgeous!

If you ever meet a sammy, you should immediatley try to befriend her because she will be one of the greatest people you will ever meet!

She has an eviable body and a beautiful, angel like face!

She has to be a Sammy, there's just no other explanation! (sammy is short for sandwhich)

Sandwhich by the awesome sandwhich April 28, 2011

sandwhich 

dextromethorphan, the act of consuming a whole bottle of cough syrup pills to achieve an extreme feeling of confusion and bliss.

"Hey Oriann, why are you stealthing around like that?" "Oh, I popped a sandwhich and now I am invisible."

sandwhich by souperman November 4, 2007

sandwhich 

HOW DID YOU FUCKERS MISSPELL THIS

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sandwhich

sandwhich by Grimi boi September 13, 2020

sandwhich 

1. The description of a situation where a person wants a sandwich but is presented with several sandwich options and does not know which sandwich to choose.
2. The incorrect spelling of the word sandwich (probably American or at least flyover states).

"There are so many sandwiches to choose from I don't know which to choose, goodness me, I'm in a real sandwhich."
"Y'all I'm dang tootin' sorry for that definition I wrote for sandwhich on UrbanDictionary... I mean't to write sandwich."

sandwhich by MadDavo March 14, 2023

Sandwhich 

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.

Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

Sandwhich by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

Sandwhich Artist 

A musician with no musical talent. The type that makes you go "WHAT THE HELL MAKES THEM AN ARTIST?" Derived from the ridiculous term subway uses for their employees.

"Wayne isn't an artist....he's a sandwhich artist."

Sandwhich Artist by the hashtronaut June 30, 2012

Sandwhich Brushing 

To brush someone's sandwhich; to like them or love them, or think they're sexy. It also has several dodgy meanings that can be left to the imagination... you decide what they could be! *sleasy smile*

This started when we were brushing a sandwhich with a hair brush don't ask why in our M block, and a random lady walked past. she's obseesed with the cleanness of the M block floor

Random crum lady: Is that going to make crums?
Me: Uh... it's got gladwrap on it...
Random crum lady: Yes, but is it going to make crums AFTER you take it off?

Connie: Would you date that guy?
Candice: ooooh.... I'd brush his sandwhich.

OR

Me: Can I brush your sandwhich?
Candice: Yes. Let's do it. In tha garage. With the fan.

Sandwhich brushing is much fun.

Sandwhich Brushing by HagridGirl :-) February 24, 2009