H.O.P.S.

Hookers and/or Ho's on parade
Used to describe a group of slutty girls trying to get attention from the opposite sex using scandalous and obviously whoreish antics.
These HOPS can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
- exposing wardrobe
- Noses up in the air
- dancing like they are having sex with nothing
- clinging onto people of importance. (Ie - Dj's, club staff, local celebrities)
- excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
- excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
- fake tits

These HOPS usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.

"Oh my god Karen, the H.O.P.S. are out again!"

by alwaysthat November 5, 2006

S.O.P.

Standard Operating Procedure. Things that are routine and come naturally to a person. Commonly pronounced as "soppy"

"Ain't no big deal ... Shit is soppy"

by Andrew Nieland, Scott Wells, and Dan Burseth September 1, 2005

S.O.P

Strap On Penis

Looks like Drea got that S.O.P! Libby bout to happy tonight!

by V2MoFro April 9, 2010

S.O.P.

1. Scared Of Pussy ~ A male who will not have sex with a female due to reasons so trivially inane that the mere mention of said reasons will cause the male in question to be severely teased, roasted, and emotionally lambasted.

If the male in question does not face this fear, he runs the risk of the teasing, roasting, and emotional lambasting in the form of gay jokes.

Once this transformation of teasing is complete, you are no longer scared of pussy; you are craving the cock.

Mel: Ya'll been together forever now. Why ain't y'all fucking, yet!?

Katie: Chris is S.O.P.!

<group laughs>

Chris: FUCK OUTTA HERE! I'M NOT S.O.P.! She's the one who's scared.

Cook: Yeah... right.

Chris: I'm dead-ass! I AM NOT S.O.P!

<Chris gives everybody a blank stare>

See!? That's it...

<turns to Katie, unbuckling his belt>

<Katie starts laughing>

Katie: What're you doing?!

Chris: I will fuck you right here!

<more laughter>

Chris: I'll show you who's really S.O. whatever!

<more laughter>

Cook: Dude... it's OK. A lot of people are S.O.P., not just you!

<more laughter>

<cook starts singing and the rest join in>

YOU ARE NOT ALOOOOOONE, I AM HERE WITH YOOOOOOOOOU!!

by bigDee48 November 10, 2008

D.O.P.S.

Deprivation of Pussy Syndrome: a disease contracted after prolonged periods of not getting any. Commonly found at places where attractive females are found few and far between, such as any of the service academies, or prison.

Guy 1: Dude, she is SO hot!! I wanna get with her!
Guy 2: Are you serious? she's butt ugly!
Guy 1: Nah man, you're crazy.
Guy 2: Man, I think you're suffering from D.O.P.S.

by DaZeusness December 7, 2006

H.O.P.S

Hindrance of Progress and Success

While Michele attempted to write her final paper, Cassandra kept asking her to play cards.

Cassandra: "Lets play cards!"
Michele: "You're being a H.O.P.S. right now."

by ayyyyeeeeoooo July 18, 2010

D.W.O.P.S

A quick acronym for the phrase "Dealing with other peoples stupidity'.

Dude, at work today I dealt with so much D.W.O.P.S. It wasn't even funny.

by Pat in dah Hat December 7, 2014