acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)
Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
by Joshua Jean December 24, 2008
Get the B.A.B.S mug.an acronym for: sorry about being sweet. used as an excuse for any occasion.
may also stand for sorry about butt sex but only in rare occasions
may also stand for sorry about butt sex but only in rare occasions
guy 1: dude you ate the last slice of pizza!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
guy 1: dude you slept with my girlfriend!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
guy 1: dude you slept with my girlfriend!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
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Girl: All these girls going to Vegas are B.A.B.(s), cant pay for their room or cab ride.
Girl 2: Ugly B.A.B.(s) are the worst, cant take them to the club, they get kicked out!
Girl: All these girls going to Vegas are B.A.B.(s), cant pay for their room or cab ride.
Girl 2: Ugly B.A.B.(s) are the worst, cant take them to the club, they get kicked out!
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