Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds is the tooliest tool in all of doucheland.
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Ryan Reynolds

THE SEXIEST HUMAN ON EARTH THE ONLY MAN EVERY GUY WANTS SO FUCK HE IS PEAK PERFECTION EVERY PART OF HIM IS A GIFT FROM GOD HE IS WHAT EVERY GUY WISHES HE WAS RYAN LITERALLY MAKES ANY GOD OR GODS JEALOUS OF HIS BEAUTY he is also dead pool which is pretty cool because like it matches his personality and everything but makes him bald and look like my balls so that is kinda rough
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Ryan Reynolds

A fucking legend, funny dude, everyone loves him. Hes a stud and gets all the girls,with at least a 14 inch S H L O N G. Nobody can compare to his god like beauty. Best at his game and is a literal angel. Love that man <3
by jesus man 22 October 27, 2020
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Ryan Reynolds

the only guy on the planet straight guys can have gay fantasies about without being gay. if you're male and don't think he's hot you're gay.
harold- ryan reynolds can have my kids
peter- bro that's weird
harold- you're gay
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Ryan Reynolds

One of the sexiest men on the planet. Not only because of his flawless appearance, but because of his sweet and hilarious persona, as well as his amazing talent.
Ryan Reynolds is America's Jessica Alba.
by ryan's sexy, yup September 11, 2009
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Ryan Reynolds

The Hottest Man in the omni-verse that anyone would fuck with their socks of gladly.
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