by Robert Bob Jones August 27, 2009
 Get the rusticmug.
Get the rusticmug. Its Chef for "I couldnt give a fuck"
by Fuzzypumper March 1, 2011
 Get the Rusticmug.
Get the Rusticmug. "She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"
by downpat75 August 3, 2008
 Get the rustic trumpetmug.
Get the rustic trumpetmug. He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.
by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018
 Get the rustic fuckmug.
Get the rustic fuckmug. when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits.  as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.
i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.
by frogger money March 2, 2009
 Get the rustic frogmug.
Get the rustic frogmug. 
