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"What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas"
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Rontard

When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.
That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.
by Pelltier July 12, 2018
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rotator splint

A rotator splint is an imaginary engine part.
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
by bj6665 June 21, 2016
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The Rota

You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.

Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.
Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?

Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.
by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT October 7, 2021
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Rotato

When Tom Brady threw the potato, it became a rotato.
by Yuckasaur January 1, 2017
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Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*
by casgetouttamyass June 18, 2011
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Rotaved

A synonym for sauced, pwned, and owned.
Can be used as a verb : To rotave,
a noun: Rotavage,
and an adjective: rotavey

Pronounced: wrote-AVE-d
John: Jim, you're fat
Tom: ROTAVED !

-A monkey throws feces at Tom-
John: ROTAVED!!
by cookiesarecoolerthanyou September 15, 2009
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