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Mental Rolodex

Something you "store" memories in when a friend has said something stupid or pointless.
That's great; I'll put that in my mental rolodex so I can blog about it later
by uknow_that_1_guy July 5, 2010
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rainbow rolodex

The list of token ethnic contacts that journalists keep just in case they want a racial representative to chime in.
"Hmm, you know, this article on Jersey Shore really needs a quote from a real Italian-American. Darn, I don't have one in my rainbow rolodex."

"Wait, if we're going to do a write-up on a post-racial America, we need to get a quote from a black dude. Check your rainbow rolodex."
by Philosophistry January 29, 2010
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robotexting

When the top of your head starts tingling and maybe the back of your head tenses up or burns and you cannot stop text spamming people garbage or your personal secrets or personal business.

May also apply to forced posting on your favorite website.
"Damn, that dude was robotexting Facebook with 100 posts before becoming a dick and screaming about killing Jews. ".
by El Kal El February 2, 2019
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Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.
A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing
by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015
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Robosexual

One, male or female, who is sexually aroused by, or would gladly and willingly f*ck a/ be f*cked by a robot.
my friend saw a picture of rule 63 mike schmidt being f*cked by foxy in one of my porn folders, now he won't stop publicly calling me a robosexual
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Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.
"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"
by Jleeballs April 21, 2007
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Robotexting

When someone is having a regular conversation with you and then they spam the same message over and over again.
"Stop robotexting 'my brain is burning, help me!' Jimmy... This is the hundredth exact text I got from you over the last 5 minutes."
by El Kal El February 2, 2019
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