muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight

Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.

by Docks October 2, 2008

Rifling

When you finish jerking off with a twist. Ex. For increased distance and accuracy.

Bro, my cum shot went wide left...I didn't have the proper rifling.

by Kamaniwana November 29, 2019

ruffling

So like its when you lay on your back, it's super hot out so your balls hang down to your knees. Yeah, you give yourself a reach around and pull your sweaty sack over your butthole. Breathe in and let a gnarly wet fart out. That my friend is Ruffling.......

Alisha walked in on me ruffling the other day, I was so embarrassed but I think she's liked it.

by Backdoor balls December 8, 2013

rifling

the act of jerking off real fast

quick hard full stroke jerking off without stopping until cumming

when you are running late but need to pop one off, you jump into the bathroom and jerk off real real fast

when you are home with GF and parents are on the way home, and need to finish the BJ fast, she start rifling

by scubasteve919 June 5, 2011

riffing

Somebody or someone who is getting on your nerves.

Moms was riffin the other day fam.

by ren August 19, 2003

Ruffling Theory

The Ruffling Theory is an elaborate scam technique used by broke individuals mostly teens. How it works is that you would buy something online that could be anything, clothing, electronics and etc. Then after receiving the item you would tell the company, bank or whoever you used to make the transaction with that you item never came or that it came damaged (obviously a more detailed story) and after a week of checking the claim they would send back the money. Leaving you with the item and your money back spent with the item.

ruffling theory Guy 1: Bro have you heard of the ruffling theory?
Guy 2: No what's that?
Guy 1: Its basically a scam used online to get free stuff.
Guy 2: Sick!

Ruffle Kid 1: Dude! I just ruffled $300 worth of supreme clothing last week.

by ItsEbro February 14, 2018

Cool Riffing

When Cool Ranch Doritos are ground up and sprinkled onto a banana before boofing.

"Matthew, you know that Cool Riffing is bad for you, right?"

by Dvrk Stylez March 25, 2021