The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.
Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?
Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.
Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.
by MER8490 June 16, 2008
Get the Compound Retardation mug.The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.
Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.
by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
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The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.
When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.
by jcbailaz October 30, 2011
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by icchie_x October 8, 2009
Get the Chronic Retardation mug.n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.
by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012
Get the Verbose Retardation mug.Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018
Get the Seasonal Retardation mug.A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.
Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
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Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
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Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
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Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
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