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Researcher

A paedophile. The term originates from Chris Langham's court defense when charged with downloading child pornography summer 2007. Langham claimed the images were downloaded as research for a charachter in a comedy sketch show he was writing.
He had to stop teaching primary school after he was outed as a researcher
by Hamilton Cork September 2, 2007
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UI researcher

A person who uses common sense and his brain. Actually a product designer who doesn’t want to be associated anymore with the questionable flamboyant work of people on Dribbble.
"Dude, your design is too clean. It needs more pop and colors!"
"As a UI researcher, let me tell you my design does exactly what it's supposed to do."
by herrhaase September 18, 2019
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Authorised Researcher

Someone who passed uni with a C grade average.
I am an Authorised Researcher and I lie to people for a living.
by nunyabusinessbro February 11, 2021
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dancing researcher

A person who gathers tiny out of context bits of information from the internet and uses them to support his decision
by Wafflebuddy January 15, 2024
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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researched watch

The action of watching footage of media, such as CCTV camera footage, show episodes, videos or what else is of what is known as media, then taking notes of researching on a specific part of the watched media.
Nick might do a researched watch for the mall's CCTV camera.
by ¡A Miraculous Lucky Charm! September 4, 2019
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