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Regular jackoff

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.
Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!
by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009
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Regular Show

It’s anything but regular, as old promos from 2010 say.
Regular Show: It’s anything but regular. Monday at 8:15, on Cartoon Network.
by You want a cookie? June 11, 2018
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The Regula

Some of the purest coffee known currently to man...
Ground from roasted coffee beans of high quality.
Also known as the "Regula Schmegula", "Rawest of the Raw" or simply "Raw".
Only superior coffee shops are equipped to brew it.
Ethan: Hey Bruno!!
Bruno: How yo Doing!?
Ethan: Give mi The Regula, That Regula Schmegula, Com On Mayn, Who you kidding, HUH!?
Bruno: WE GOT THAT RAAAAAWWW!!!
Ethan: COME MOWNNN!!! WhAT ARE You Outa YA MIND!!!?
Ethan/Bruno: CHERZ!!!
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Repulsive

Something or someone that is gross and provokes disgust; disgusting
The rotten eggs tasted repulsive.
by Rayisemprus March 13, 2018
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Regulus Black

Regulus Arcturus Black. The younger brother of Sirius Black, he is fan cast as Timothee Chalamet. He is everyone's favourite Black, the unsung hero with a life story almost impossible to read without crying at.
Regulus Black is the best character to exist.
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regular shit

It is like "forget about it" like he got locked up last night...damn regular shit. What see you doing? Smoking a blunt...you know regular shit. Someone got shot last night...regular shit. My girl cheated on me...regular shit. He found out the kid was not his...regular shit. Pretty much regular shit is shit that happens all the time and it is not a surprise.
I smoked like a 10 blunts yesterday, you know regular shit.
by Feech October 13, 2015
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I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun
by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008
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