A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.
"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
by Huuuuud September 23, 2012
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The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
by bigwillytom January 13, 2013
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Get the Refraction mug.In a song, a verse that is repeated regularly and often. Applicable to anything repeated with frequency and regularity.
Also to avoid taking an action, usually with some conflict.
Also to avoid taking an action, usually with some conflict.
"We all lived in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine..."
Jennifer Lopez refrained from firing her personal aid even though her aid had brought her the wrong kind of coke twice now.
Jennifer Lopez refrained from firing her personal aid even though her aid had brought her the wrong kind of coke twice now.
by S0meguy April 25, 2007
Get the refrain mug.The time frame after a penis ejaculates during which the penis will remain soft because of the loss of semen that it has endured. Time length will vary by male.
The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.
The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.
Because he just ejaculated, he's now on his retraction period and wants nothing to do with anything sexual.
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