A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
Get the realistic dong mug.Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)
Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"
by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011
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A viral YouTube trend that you put you record your hands in a green screen and put it in a gameplay footage. It sometimes gets cringe and goes too far. For example mickey mouse in minecraft using greenscreen. And the worst part: This gets millions and thousands of views! Because putting your hands in a game turns it "realistic"
by TheFoil August 17, 2017
Get the realistic minecraft mug.Realistic Roleplay is a game on ROBLOX as well as on Discord. However, there's more to it just being a game. It's a Roleplaying environment. People start a Realistic Roleplay. No superpowers, no god-modding, and so on. People commonly chill in RRP (Realistic Roleplay) because fail roleplayers, god modders and meta-gamers get banned 10 times faster than in a super power roleplay. This is often because the Administrators of the server(s) ban fail roleplayers.
Yo, wanna play Realistic Roleplay? Those godmodders annoy the crap out of me.
The admins over at Realistic Roleplay work hard to ban all of those fail roleplayers.
Ain't ya getting tired of those meta-gamers? Let's head over to some real roleplaying game.
The admins over at Realistic Roleplay work hard to ban all of those fail roleplayers.
Ain't ya getting tired of those meta-gamers? Let's head over to some real roleplaying game.
by darkline1 September 3, 2017
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Get the realistic.izuku mug.A very sweet person i care for. Someone who cheers me up and makes me laugh. Ilysm <3. He also has a private story for me on snap:)
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