when you fuck a girl so hard her vagina exploded and everyone comes flowing out on top of you. said to feel better for the woman than an orgasm.
by John Yang July 12, 2017

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."
by billigan August 3, 2007

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.
OR
When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.
OR
When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?
by mavros July 25, 2008

by Rainofcryingsky November 29, 2010

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!
by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.
by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

by dreamingwithhope January 7, 2010
