Qwonk Bakery

An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!

by Lipcose July 15, 2018

Qwonk Cookie

A cookie filled with large amounts of horse semen generally created in an ass bakery. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft, Runescape, and VRChat are now filled with people asking others if they want a Qwonk cookie!

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

by Lipcose July 15, 2018

qwock

Quock -Noun - The most foul, beat up, smelly, having long beef curtains(usually containing warts and open sores),disease infeststed, ingrown hairs covering entire pubic region, very greasy pubic hair(never washed) basically it is the worst of the worst vaginas.

I met the most beautiful woman at the club. I took her home to bang and when I took off her panties she had a QWOCK !!! As soon as I saw the qwock it made me vomit in her lap!!

by Archy P. February 25, 2021

Qwonkgasm

Having an orgasm from listening to the extremely sexy voice of Qwonk, the famous VRChat YouTuber. This type of gasm is usually contained in ass bakeries across the globe and within Qwonk Kingdom. Qwonk’s ass bakeries are filled with gallons of horse semen and Qwonk sauce on top of ice cream cones.

Person 1: Holy shit did my daughter just have an orgasm right in front of us?

Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!

Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS

Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.

by Lipcose July 15, 2018

Qwonk Massage

A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!

Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.

Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?

by Lipcose July 20, 2018

Qwok

An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud.

While in a board of directors meeting, Sally sat uncomfortably whilst realising she had done a qwok in her pants.

by Geoff Craddock October 29, 2008

qwoke

When you are so "shook" on the "shook/triggered" scale, that it can be compared to being woken up from your sleep by an earthquake.

"I am so qwoke by what had just happened, I need a minute."
"You mean 'woke'?"
"No, more than just 'woke'. Like, I was woke by an earthquake. Qwoke."

by Aldez250 October 23, 2017