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Quiltardificationism

The process of the "Quilt Collaboration Community" (QCC) spreading their quiltardedness in every corner of the internet.
"You got banned from another server by QCC?"
"Yeah! Quiltardificationism is spreading!"
by jebam July 27, 2022
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Quintard

Noun- A novice who exists mostly in the 3rd dimension, where they chant strange incantations and mist lavender everywhere. They wear strange ill fitting, mostly drab garb.r
Quintard’s claim they have the ability to read minds, unfortunately they cannot read the label on a wine bottle. They also proclaim to harness energy from supposed magic crystals but these powers can be blocked with an amulet that blocks communist evil. Quintard’s can also clear a room with their lack of personality and strange mannerism’s.
Avoid interaction or the hiring of Quintard’s.
“Bro, this Quintard came into my suite and just stood there. It liked totally freaked out my guests and made small children cry.”
by Doris the Finkasauras December 19, 2022
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Quicktard

Someone who is quick to be randomly slow at processing any information. You can be stoned and become this.(lack of common sense)
guy1:hey what the hell! Drive on the right side of the road
guy2:huh, man I am drivin'?????
guy1:Wow dude would you stop being such a quicktard.
by aegilligan February 19, 2008
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Quintardify

To quintardify means to catastrophize. Can also mean hoarding in excess, having extreme anxiety over insignificant details of life, total discombobulation in every area of life; clutteraholic, criticizing others in defense of one's own fault.
Joe needs to de-quintardify his attic.
by shadowkc April 14, 2007
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Queeftard

Someone who behaves like an absolute moron and has a faggy attitude.
John: "I wouldnt consider myself religious but I am spiritual"

Tyrone: "Dawg you trippin, stop actin' like a queeftard"
by 420pussy-slayah69696969 July 1, 2019
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Quiltard

The act of being a quiltard is possessing an irrational obsession with ideologies formed by the "Quilt Loader" leadership. This includes blasting non-wokists for existing and not caving into a psychotic spiral of artificially crafted, political nonsense.
"No! Quiltloader isn't that good, it is just another fork of fabric. This person must be quiltarded
by jebam July 27, 2022
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Quiffadilly

When you eat the bubble of a bathtub fart
I was in the bath and curious so I took a quiffadilly bite.
by mags1044 January 26, 2025
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