happier than a queer in a pickle factory

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

big fat pig queer

A insult to a fat pasty white guy that might look like a pedophile. First used on a radio host named Frosty, on the Frosty, Heidi, and Frank show.

Bum: can i have some change?
Fat white guy: *keeps walking*
Bum: "you big fat pig queer''!

by raymond1 May 12, 2008

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

piss queer

A man that has a penis,for whatever reason, sits when they take a leak.

Rich says he finds it more relaxing to sit when he pee's. Rich is a piss queer.
Even transvestites stand when they piss.

by Tha Grunks July 24, 2008

pick me queer

A gay, lesbian or other person who is perfectly willing to throw another section of the LGBTQ community, such as trans people, under the bus in the hopes of ensuring their own survival.

Pick me queer: "Maybe if we all rally against trans people, the government will let the rest of us gays exist!"
Guy 2: "Shut up."

by starrlotte March 5, 2023

piano queer

While practicing the piano is fine, those who incessently bother those around them by expressing their desire to practice the piano are gigantic homofags. They have a tendency to piss everyone off and make others desire to rip out their hair and hang/lynch the piano queer.

So my buddy and I were walking down the street and my buddy says to me 8 times in a row, "DUDE I HAVE TO PRACTICE PIANO HOLY FUCK MOTHER FUCKING CUNT SHIT BITCH FUCK." I tell him, "Fuck off piano queer."

by Julian Smizzle August 19, 2007

Piss-Queer

You might not know what it is, or what it looks like. But at the same time, when you see it you know

Wisconsin's governor, Tony Evers, looks like a piss-queer

by TheWorkingClass December 12, 2018