Phurnt

When poking fun at someone for performing a hilarious act or after doing something stupid yourself.

That guy staggered in the bar, sat down at the bar stool and glared over as a big glob of drool ran from his lip to his shirt. PHURNT!

I stubbed my toe on the way in from the parking lot. PHURNT!

by Bradley Bennett February 6, 2009

plurnt

when you're really fucked up but only applies when you're a high school bitch in playa del carmen mexico

that toddler is plurnt bro

by internetdrugdealer February 27, 2017

purnts

Slang meaning parents

“I’ll phone your purnts”

Hi boy, if you don’t stop that, I’ll have to phone your purnts

by Sean McNicholl May 8, 2018

PLURNT

an acronym for " Peace Love Unity Respect Now Twerk"( a take on P.L.U.R.= Peace Love Unity Respect). The word plurnt was invented by Flosstradamus and used by Diplo. It is a movement to bring plur to the hood. plur + turnt = plurnt.

"Yo dj PLURNT that beat up so these plurnt bitches can shake what they got"
"that banger just plurnt this place up"

by urdic...tionary June 5, 2018