pythoning

The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.

Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.

by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011

pythoning

Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.

P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"

by The Fano April 16, 2008

Pythoning

When two people are cuddling and one decides to wrap their legs around their parter’s legs

While Jeff and I were cuddling, he started pythoning my right leg.

by Zackory February 3, 2022

Pythonitrix

A state of mind that the male snake goes through when in the throws of passion. This precedes the birthing period.

"Did you see that snake in pythonitrix? Hell, he was in a frenzy!"

by AlmostHonestAbe June 24, 2013

Old Pythonian

A passionate fan of Monty Python and its film and TV incarnations, one especially fond of quoting verbatim whole sketches by heart, walking in Ministry of Silly Walks fashion or watching Monty Python videos online. Patterned, obviously, on "old boy," as in a graduate of a prestigious English public school, with the inevitable variants for various such, e.g., "Old Etonian," "Old Harrovian," "Old Reptonian," "Old Wykehamist," &c.

In Blackpool recently, I came across this rather campy Old Pythonian on the Promenade; he could whistle "The Lumberjack Song" while going into that rather disapproving Ministry of Silly Walks gait, all the while wearing a Pepperpot-type dress.

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023