by crowery March 06, 2011
by drshallow69 March 29, 2023
This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used the crapper and you, with a bad case of green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
“That cunt Malcolm left a toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
by AKACroatalin November 15, 2016
by ToMsteRR February 21, 2008
Pretty Young Thing
Used by an old singer called Michel Jackson, I believe, but it was twenty years ago (in the 80's)!!!
In summer 2007, a french electronic music group JUSTICE sang it in their blasting hit D.A.N.C.E.
Used by an old singer called Michel Jackson, I believe, but it was twenty years ago (in the 80's)!!!
In summer 2007, a french electronic music group JUSTICE sang it in their blasting hit D.A.N.C.E.
by BenCo January 20, 2008
by (Insert Super Clever Name) October 11, 2011
PYTs (Pretty Young Things) was originally a group of 5 SEXY members. This group is now known for playing Minecraft Factions and being the probably worst faction out there. They are known for ganking other factions and getting all the ladies sopping wet. The faction grew and won f top prizes on small servers. PYTs love getting ladies and getting more ladies and don't forget getting ladies.
Minecraft player: I want to 1v1 you
PYTs member: okay catch me in the pvp arena
*Minecraft player Jumps in*
*52 PYTs members jump in and kill him instantly*
Minecraft player: I ABHOR THE PYTS!
PYTs member: okay catch me in the pvp arena
*Minecraft player Jumps in*
*52 PYTs members jump in and kill him instantly*
Minecraft player: I ABHOR THE PYTS!
by TheLoveWhisperer September 09, 2019