Epoxy puthy

When your beautiful puthy gets hard.

Cassie: Hey Sammie, I have an Epoxy Puthy.

Sammie: Did you simp too hard on your anime crush again?

Cassie: It’s hard to not simp for him! He’s literally a hottie and could rail me anytime. 😻
Sammie: You and your nasty simping Epoxy puthy 🧍 ♀️

by justagirlwhosimps February 01, 2021

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Million Dollar Puthy

Having an expensive puthy, like the one on Trump's neck

Man, that girl got a million dollar puthy

by deadputhy December 27, 2020

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Million dolla puthy

Million dolla puthy, is that term when us girlies have that gorilla grip wap. Our puthy has a mind of its own- it's not our fault if our girly wants to leak or snatch our clothing in its voluptuous lips. We ain't want no short dick man. It's dat Supa soaker, call us a tsunami that you'll never wanna leave. Purrrr.

"I just fucked Kylie last night- and dayumn she got that million dolla puthy"

"What that kitty do?" A random pedo asks.. "your dick is too poor for my million dolla puthy."

by Puthypurr April 01, 2021

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