by kdefinitions March 16, 2020
A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009
A girl let's her pubes grow down to the ground like dread locks and her boy friend plays with them and eats the hair after burning it in a toaster while still attached to the women.
"i love the Arkansas Pussy willow"
by beandipthe3 March 05, 2010
A dick of exceptional size, approximatelty the length of an enitre willow tree. Its the marco polo of the pussy, no stuffing needed. only the best pussy is capable of handling it.
"Only Tori and Catherine are goood enough for my pussy fucking willow tree."
"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."
"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."
by cathhhNtorrriii September 16, 2009
The girl that when by herself has no backbone, but gets 1 or more friends beside her and now has the backbone of a tree trunk and talks shit about others.
by Tattle cat April 17, 2023
A guy midget that thinks he's a great sorcerer but only to do magic instead and tell you he's gonna make his dick disappear so you could fuck him because he's a homosexual.
by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024
a term of endearment used for a boyfriend who loves his girlfriends pussy.
the pussy willow makes sweet love to his girlfriend and only aims to put her pleasure before his.
the pussy willow makes sweet love to his girlfriend and only aims to put her pleasure before his.
by stonergirl69 February 03, 2022