Dan:my nabers dog shit on my lawn, so I put it's turd in a bag. Then I
jerked off into the bag but not before putting the puss that was leaking from my swollen infected leg into it.
Bob: Oh really so you made Cum-Puss-Arrhea?
Dan:Yep then I threw it in my nabers
fucking face and told him I would murder his
fucking dog if it came near my house again.