Pussroach

1. A female cockroach.
2. A guy who contaminates and spread disease to a pussy

This isn't a cockroach. You can see it has a pussy, so it's a pussroach.

Aidan is such a pussroach. My pussy is full of germs!

by pussroach October 23, 2011

Pusstachio

A mustache shaved in your pubes.

Ill get the pusstachio please

by Ssrrhh123 August 26, 2017

Pusstache

Also known as Snatchstache. A style of female grooming inspired by mustache and beard fashion. Popular pussatches include: handlebar, soul patch, goatee, toothbrush, pencil, fu manchu.

I was surprised to discover she was sporting a handlebar pusstache!

by Jesstice September 13, 2017

Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pusstache

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

by vonLegs September 24, 2025