Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick

Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

by YaBoi55 May 14, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

purple headed yogurt slinger

Simply put, a weiner.

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger

by Junk September 18, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

simple, a penis

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Munchi Kawfi November 30, 2003