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Shubhneet Puri

I was a charming kid who was made to believe that money defines you, your status and your personality. Well it’s 2060 here. Pretty much same. But trust me hang in there, it’ll get better. I’m still an Srkian and even though Eminem is dead he still haunts me in nights and force me to write more. Guess What? Global Warming was actually real and it killed nearly half the world’s population last decade. People are settling south since Arctic lost all it’s ice in 2047. I was divorced five years back. Well she couldn’t understand my private space and my obsession over Instagram (oh it’s called “Instos” now since Apple bought Facebook aftermath of Mark’s bankruptcy) Elon Musk did everything to make the Mars dream a reality but later the plan was dropped and Tesla suffered a huge loss before making a steady recovery from Solar Homes Initiative. Few still preach spirituality and India sanctioned United states five times for not paying the market debt worth of $200 Trillion. China and India are partners in one belt and one road initiative now and there’s a hope that someday both countries would lead a better planet. Amazon is gone in the Black tsunami of 2055 and west europe was hit too but we are recovering fast and we have enough doctors and resources but still haven’t learned the lesson of empathy and humanity. I live in a small alley near Vienna city centre. We have came really far but it seems like we are still pretty much corrupt, selfish and ruthless beings alive.
by IamCoco97 November 24, 2021
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Samaira Puri

The most perfect girl in Bay Area, California. Samaira is incredibly smart, gorgeous, caring, and overall perfect. She would do anything for her friends and is always willing to put others first. Although she has gone through some hard times in her life, she is still incredibly strong and brave. She is definitely someone you can rely on and need to keep close once you have her. You can't find anyone else like her.
G: Hey, you know Samaira Puri?

O: Sure I do, she's the most gorgeous girl around. Why?

G: Thought I'd ask, I really like her.

O: Yeah, get in line. Everyone wishes they could be with her. She's perfect.

G: Yeah, I heard that she's falling for that one other guy though.

O: His name is Alex, yeah. He's really lucky and she seems really interested.
by PandaManAlex December 19, 2021
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Puri-osity

A conjunction of the words purity and curiosity.
When one who is pure of mind and body is curious about some sketchy fellow or word found within a toilet stall or on urban dictionary. Often times this leads to temptation and while it might not kill a cat it will most certainly kill your innocence!
- Upon hearing the term "Old-Fashion" used in a provocative manner Meg's puri-osity got the best of her so much that she Googled it immediately after returning home from school!

- James' puri-osity was so untamable as a teen that he now lives with a large woman named Bertha, two half Hispanic children he claims to be his, and a minor case of VD.
by AbiV February 21, 2011
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Puri

People named Puri like anime and are always crying/
"Oh yeah thats Puri, don't worry she's always crying"
by Its me Im Puri December 1, 2019
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Puri

Someone, usually a boy, who has long hair and drinks syrup
That is puri, drinking syrup instead of eating pancakes.
by Bcz I Can September 30, 2018
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paani puri

if a dude pees in ur food, he's "paani pureed" ya!
I gave the waiter a piece of my mind and he did a paani puri in my curry
by Simham Kumar June 28, 2011
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nikki puri

human enitity of an imbecile
never would have I thought I would meet such a nikki puri
by Nikola00 February 7, 2019
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